I did the thing I said I wouldn't do

I cut her hair.

Not much of it was cut, mind you. But *I* did it. Not only do I have zero cosmetology experience, I am also lacking in the steady grip arena. Nobody should let me near them with scissors. Just ask J. A million years ago I cut *HIS EAR* while trimming his hair. That was the last time I held scissors near hair.

Truthfully, it looks ok but I don't plan to do it again any time soon. It is nice to see her eyes again. I only touched her bangs. She's just been so crabby and so TWO lately that I couldn't face the humiliation that is a screaming toddler in Supercuts.